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John, 18
Ask me anything

sniffing:

when you’re the only person in class to get a 100 on a test

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

spoopytime-meeko:

coopercinno:

#humerus

this site’s obsession with skeletons and bone-related puns is a serious source of amusement for me and there may come a day when I am tired of it but it is NOT THIS DAY

so don’t stop

(Source: twirpy)

sarcastichashtags:

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

me rn tbh

lizclimo:

that costume is incredible 

yuuckchris:

Not all heros wear capes

dimetrodons:

mitzi—may:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

donkeybong:

Don’t add me on Snapchat

(Source: tuitionbills)

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

saltyseahags:

candids of Aubrey playing basketball with her team The Pistol Shrimps

(Source: instagram.com)

when my wifi stops working so do i

(Source: ozei)

centifolias:

LMAO

(Source: magicpawed)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

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